Sexy For Less

You’re prices are ridiculous, scolded one of my regularsĀ at yoga. She was complaining I wasn’t charging enough. I’m grossly undervaluing my worth, apparently. And people only appreciate something they pay a lot for.

single-arm presses
single-arm presses

And at at-least one Goodlife, I just found out, you can only buy personal training in packages of 50 for just under $5000. And you get an inexperience young kid who doesn’t know sh*te.

I sell packages of 6, 10, and sometimes 20. My prices are accessible to people with normal jobs, and I encourage them to use my services as frequently as possible because it’s the quickest and most efficient way to get in shape on the planet.

Look who is here for yoga tomorrow night.

Heloise and Vanee
Heloise and Vanee

Friday night yoga. Abs Sat morn, Tues night.

Ciao, Pietro

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Heloise Back For One-time Only

Yoga doesn’t always feel this good.

Don’t miss Heloise this Friday at Panacea. For a one-time appearance. Catch her while you can.

The universe supports this. I was scheduled to teach but injured my foot. Heloise suddenly appears at just the right moment.

Please RSVP. Ciao, Pietro

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